I do the work the way You-

            Tube taught me. Mid-drill, 

mid-plunge, mid-whack, 
                                               I re-thumb

my password, rewatch 
my confidence clip, leave nothing

to the pros. 	I am saving

myself thousands. I curate

a fabulous collection of caulk
in the basement. 
                                   In the attic,

four or five 
mattresses you don't need
           to question. I say beautiful

for modern and state-
of-the-art for stainless steel.

I feel 
the market
growl and whimper. In a low

year, I hold 

the college crowd
captive without release.