A producer asks you to pose naked lying on a block of ice. A pantry moth flies into the trap of glue and pheromones. It’s you and a veteran and there’s sexual tension because you’re a girl and he’s a guy. Do you have the right sound equipment to flirt? When you go to sleep, pantry moths lay eggs on your stored cereal. Are you afraid of being caught dead on camera? Get used to it. You get scared of a dead pantry moth every time you see it in the trap, its antennae curved in. Are you okay with crying naked on camera? You spray Windex, but the pantry moth won’t drown. You run around a circle holding a scarf and then throw up for B Roll. A pantry moth handcuffed you to your bed last night only it was a dream. A spooky sign in front of urgent care. People like to say, I like discovering actors and DM me. A jar of almonds, taken over by larvae squirming against glass. Ribbons wrapped around a set of teeth. The camera films you showering in slow motion. Make an outline, but don’t follow it. Be nice to pantry moths, or they’ll starve you. Your boyfriend is the editor. He’ll break up with you, but the cinematographer is hot. Are you asking the right questions to make people cry? Pantry moths will eat your food and have sex on your counter. You will be known as the queen of forgetting, as beautiful as money. And you show people nothing besides what they ask for.