My gender can kick your gender’s ass. My gender is flicking wet dental floss at a wall and letting it stick. My gender is an edible at a theme park. My gender is every college you almost went to. My gender is a mint green condom, never used. My gender is donating her bras back to Goodwill. My gender is camouflage for the wrong season. My gender is 50% off. My gender is any 11-minute Bob Dylan song. My gender is growing a tree in my stomach for good luck. My gender is too busy to orgasm. My gender misses its gender. My gender is room-temperature Rolling Rock. My gender is an essay on a book I haven't read. My gender is the autobiography of a cloud. My gender pets the dog at the party then becomes the dog. My gender pets the dog at the party then becomes the party. My gender is a debunked creation myth. My gender is a pleasure to have in class. My gender is cleaning out her mother’s medicine cabinet and keeping the change.