While finishing up my rum and coke I noticed
in the window down on the subway tracks
a woman with a large Louis Vuitton handbag
walking between the rails talking on her phone
staring up at the sky—When the game is over…
I had to jot down on my cocktail napkin—
we must keep walking. How ironic she
carried a Monogram Artsy MM Hobo Shoulder Bag,
capaciously stylish as limeade on a winter’s day.
That no one at the Red Lobster noticed
but me made me sad and a poet.
So I rode my electric bicycle to my apartment,
listened to the hedges by the funeral home
chatter and shit with titmice, nuthatches,
one lovelorn bohemian waxwing longing to
stick its crested head into a pizza oven.
The metal ventilator hood above
the crematorium gleamed
like a pagoda in the gray. My heart then
became a vast network of cul-de-sacs
before the houses are built, a gated master-planned
community seen from a helicopter
whose very special passenger today
has just become a billionaire thinking
how he will name my new streets
after his granddaughters, his favorite
brands of single malt scotch, his dead hunting dogs.
Every night I dream I’m waking naked and cold
in a soiled duplex that has been sold from under me
and I must confront a large realtor in a red muumuu trying
to open my front door. Queen to King’s Rook 5
Checkmate. If given the chance, I would
break that child’s finger again.
“Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent”
Moscow incident occurred because child ‘violated’ safety rules by taking turn too quickly, says official.
--The Guardian, July 24, 2022