While finishing up my rum and coke I noticed in the window down on the subway tracks a woman with a large Louis Vuitton handbag walking between the rails talking on her phone staring up at the sky—When the game is over… I had to jot down on my cocktail napkin— we must keep walking. How ironic she carried a Monogram Artsy MM Hobo Shoulder Bag, capaciously stylish as limeade on a winter’s day. That no one at the Red Lobster noticed but me made me sad and a poet. So I rode my electric bicycle to my apartment, listened to the hedges by the funeral home chatter and shit with titmice, nuthatches, one lovelorn bohemian waxwing longing to stick its crested head into a pizza oven. The metal ventilator hood above the crematorium gleamed like a pagoda in the gray. My heart then became a vast network of cul-de-sacs before the houses are built, a gated master-planned community seen from a helicopter whose very special passenger today has just become a billionaire thinking how he will name my new streets after his granddaughters, his favorite brands of single malt scotch, his dead hunting dogs. Every night I dream I’m waking naked and cold in a soiled duplex that has been sold from under me and I must confront a large realtor in a red muumuu trying to open my front door. Queen to King’s Rook 5 Checkmate. If given the chance, I would break that child’s finger again. “Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent” Moscow incident occurred because child ‘violated’ safety rules by taking turn too quickly, says official. --The Guardian, July 24, 2022